Since I have no time to write at all, someone should make this au I made.
In a universe where the first sentence your soulmate ever says to you is tattooed on your wrist, Jimin just has “Hi.” That’s it. Over the years, Jimin gets more and more frustrated by this, because in a universe like theirs, what kind of moron only says “Hi.” by way of greeting? It leads Jimin to being continually stressed, wondering if the person that just said hi is his soulmate or not. As a result of this frustration, Jimin starts greeting people with ever more elaborate, ridiculous, and long winded greetings. Jimin figures that since he’ll (probably) never be able to recognize his soulmate, he’ll make sure his soulmate can recognize him. Eventually Taehyung, his friend, introduces Jimin to Yoongi; before Yoongi can say anything, Jimin jumps into one of his ridiculous, long winded, rambly greetings. As Jimin talks, Yoongi slowly looks more and more annoyed. Eventually, Jimin sort of awkwardly stops, because wow, Yoongi looks super irritated. Yoongi pushes up a sleeve, revealing their entire forearm is covered in a tattoo of the nonsense that Jimin was just spouting. Still looking super annoyed, Yoongi stares Jimin straight in the eyes and says, “Hi.” Yoonmin. Credit me and link me the story please, i'd like to read it and see what you came up with. It doesn't have to be yoonmin, it can be any other ship. I just thought these two fit with the plot I was originally going for