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It's pretty sad seeing how few reads, votes and comments I've gotten on my new chapter.
          Like it makes complete sense, I was inactive for so long, but it's still upsetting. 
          :/

Hi.
          so after 11 and a half months, I finally updated A Modern Guide To Being A Princess.
          Yes it took a long time.
          No I wasn't actually working on a 2k word chapter for almost a year.
          Full explanation in the post below this and in the A/N of the chapter, and the plot really starts to advance in this one!
          
          Simon says, go read my new chapter!
          
          
          (it's me. I'm Simon.)

Hello.
          It's been a while.
          And by a while I don't mean like a few days or weeks like I have in the past, I mean over 6 months.
          So in conclusion, I kind of ghosted this account.
          But I do have an explanation.
          And I should probably stop with the dramatic short sentences.
          
          So, the short story is that my parents blocked Wattpad.
          The longish story is that my parents found, er, *evidence* of my mental instability on my arms and thighs, and blamed it on that gOsH DaRn PhOnE oF mInE.
          They blocked Wattpad and Discord, so I was left with no way of telling you guys what happened.
          
          My dad put this app blocker thing on my laptop, but somehow it's glitched and it's letting me on here, and here I am.
          
          I'd really like to continue writing and update my fics, but idk if that'll happen because who knows how long this'll last.
          
          But yeah, that's all. That's the story of my ghostage.
          Thank you for listening.

I hate people that go: 'My 2 year old just said this, "Mommy why do people make up random things that their child said? Isn't making them look dumb on the internet and showing of true degusting character?'

Lennieeeee

I missed youuu

when you reread your writing after reading actual published books and realise how shit it is

Hey wonderful Hooman ❤ How ru? Hope ur safe :) we haven't talked for so long, I miss it ಥ_ಥ

Good day my ladies, gentlemen, theydies, gentlethem, and variations thereof,
          I’m here to deliver your daily dose of hope in humanity:
          
          So yesterday I went out for dinner with my family, and I went to the bathroom, and to the left there were the girls’ bathrooms, to the right there were the guys’ bathroom, and in between them there was a bathroom labeled ‘everyone else’. 
          
          That’s all. That’s your daily dose of hope in humanity.

Does anyone have any good she-ra (especially catradora) one shot collections? I’m kinda a little bit teeny tiny itty bitty bit extremely obsessed with shera atm.
          
          (Also sorry for practically ghosting the internet for like 3 weeks, I deleted Wattpad on impulse at like 4am bc it wasn’t helping my already kinda unstable mental health, then in the morning and in the past few weeks I’ve been kinda scared to redownload  it for some reason, and... it’s a long story. But I didn’t delete my account at least, and now I’m glad for that, and I’m back. So yeah)