G'day!!
My name is No Idea. I'm a human being. I have 2 eyes, a nose, 2 ears, a big mouth (or so I'm told), a lot of hair... And so on and so forth. Any Questions? Feel free 2 ask. No questions? Then silence in the court!! Or is it order in the court?? Whatever. So, whew!! What a relief to get that off my chest!!

Yours in whateverness and all that,
No Idea

P.S.: Oh my gosh!! I just realised, I have no idea whatsoever of what my name is!! Boo-hoo-hoo!! Okay!! Got that off my back this time! Bye!
P.P.S.: No, wait, not done yet! I'm like, a total beginner at writing, so if guys don't give me appreciative comments or constructive criticism, I'll rearrange your dental work!! But that's only if I find you, so your safe till then. Yay!! Just got that load off my head! So I'll just leave you to work out your fate!
Toodles!!

P.P.P.S.: Sorry if I was rude, but that, ladies and gentlemen, was supposed to be a mixture of Clarisse La Rue and Leo Valdez ^_^!! Team Leo for the win ;)!

And here is the final goodbye. Goodbye!!