Blitzo: Crooked horn, crooked grin
You're a crooked, horny, freaky, little joker~
Fizzarolli: You're a total... dick
Blitzo: And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about win, win, win!
Oh, oh, ohI think you're messy, but I'm messy too
No, no, no
I wouldn't clean a thing, when I ended up with you
Fizzarolli: I don't know why you waste your time on me
Blitzo: (speaking) Ba- uh, Fizz, I got nothing but time!
Fizzarolli: When there's so much I'll never be
Blitzo: Holy shit, babe! There's so much you can't see!
Fizzarolli: What can't I see?
Both: Oh, oh~
Blitzo: You're a broken record
Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips?
Fizzarolli: (speaking) What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh, heh.
Both: Oh, oh, oh
You sure are lucky
You make my crooked heart do freaky, little flips
Blitzo: You make my crooked heart do "froggie" little flips
Fizzarolli: Ribbit! (he and Blitzo laugh)

(i'm gonna be really fucking serious here, please read the whole thing, i don't fucking care that froggie is ozzie nickname for fizz, i respect fizzarozzie, but i ship blitzfizz, also pls dont feel pressured to ship fizzarozzie just bc everyone else is, ozzie and fizz also bullied moxxie together, ik they got redeemed, but i still don't ship them, i love them seprately but not together, but i respect the ship, what im saying is, be yourself, its ok to ship what u want if it isnt proship <3)
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