HellZWar

@ ThatObviousFangirl  Um we might have a problem . I think they....run away *smiling awkwardly*.
            Ok. I may be against your racist evil ways but I never intended for that to happen.
            I think they heard me reading your letters and they plan to marry .
            The hell we are GOING to do? I'm not ready for my baby RONALDO to get settled . What does he knows about her?? What if she's a serial killer?? 
            Ok I'm overreacting. 
            Wait ... she is your owl!!! I'm not overreacting at all !

But...Owldemort's just a baby!
            She doesn't know what love is!
            She's too young for boyfriends!
            
            I'M COMING TO GET YOU OWLDEMOOOOOOOOOOORT

  * Pulling out shotgun * YOU ARE NOT TAKING THAT OWL! And if you really want to know , OWLDEMORT , kinda likes my own owl , RONALDO a little too much.
            She's staying with him in his cage at the moment, *whispering* alloooone , looking at each other sooo lovingly . How could I destroy this beautiful love story?
            No really dude , your owl is head over heels for RONALDO , I tried warning her at first cuz he's a player and all that but she wouldn't listen. And RONALDO seems to share the feelings . 
            It's surprising really . If I recall some of the owls from my neighborhood are part of a therapy group called "Respect yourself" just because he >>fucked them and left them<< (Is that even possible ?)
            But don't worry Tom dear.  She is saaaafe *smiling wickedly*  sort of. 
            Well if something is bound to happen I won't interfere.  It's not my worry after all .
            Karma is on your tail Riddle. Come and get your owl. *polishing bazooka *