King Trash Mouth

Fuck you I just finished unicorn on wheels.

So I'm looking at picture of my friend and her boyfriend and it's pretty obvious they're gonna grow into respectable people. 
          
          And me and my current fling. Well. We have a different appreciation for each other. For example, while Alison is staring into her boyfriend's eyes. My fling is staring into my boobs. And that's just fine. 

I came from a hike and my most memorable experience is climbing up this cliff and someone saying "be careful"
          And I said "don't tell me what to do"
          And then I slipped and fell a couple of feet to the ground Lmao. 
          That's a pretty accurate representation of me

BABE

BABE

Hello everyone another Paradise Found update

Updated Paradise Found

Updated Paradise Found

Tones, seniors are going to read your books in high school one day. The teacher'll say 'this ones a classic' and all the kids'll groan because they haven't given it a shot. But then they're going to read it and they're going to think it's the best goddamn book they've ever read 

Updated Paradise Found