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elloooo thanks for the follow and for adding my story to your reading list <333 have a nice day ily ✨

pingu

@DemigodPotterhead103 ok XD

H. CHANDLER:
          Are we gonna have a problem?
          You got a bone to pick?
          You’ve come so far,
          Why now are you pulling on my dick?
          I’d normally slap your face off,
          And everyone here could watch.
          But I’m feeling nice.
          Here’s some advice.
          Listen up, biotch!
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          I like!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Lookin’ hot
          Buying stuff they cannot
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          I like!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Drinkin’ hard
          Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          I like!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Skippin’ gym
          Scaring her
          Screwing him
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          I like!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Killer clothes
          
          HEATHERS:
          Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          If you lack the balls
          You can go play dolls
          Let your mommy fix you a snack
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          Woah!
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Or you could come smoke
          Pound some rum and coke
          In my Porsha with the quarterback
          
          HEATHERS:
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          It’s time for you to prove
          You’re not a loser anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
          Guys fall
          
          H. DUKE:
          At your feet
          Pay the check
          
          H. MCNAMARA:
          Help you cheat
          
          HEATHERS:
          All you
          
          H. DUKE:
          Have to do
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Say goodbye to Shamoo
          
          HEATHERS:
          That freak’s
          
          H. MCNAMARA:
          Not your friend
          I can tell in the end
          
          HEATHERS:
          If she
          
          H. MCNAMARA:
          Had your shot
          
          HEATHERS:
          She would leave you to rot
          
          H. MCNAMARA:
          ‘Course if you don’t care
          Fine! Go braid her hair
          Maybe Sesame Street is on
          
          HEATHERS:
          Woah!
          
          H. MCNAMARA:
          Or forget the creep
          
          H. DUKE:
          And get in my jeep
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
          
          HEATHERS:
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          You just gotta prove
          You’re not a pussy anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          You can join the team
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          Or you can bitch and moan
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          You can live the dream
          
          H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
          Or you can die alone
          
          H. CHANDLER:
          You can fly with eagles

fun fun fun FUN FUN FUNN

i unpublished things uh

*lies down on floor and has existential crisis*

Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"
          Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."
          Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"
          Bobbie: "Nah."
          Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"
          Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."
          Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!
          
          Hey!
          We are Number One
          Hey!
          We are Number One
          
          number One
          Hey!
          We are Number One
          We are Number One
          
          Ha ha ha
          Now look at this net, that I just found
          When I say go, be ready to throw
          Go!
          (Throw it on him, not me!)
          (Ugh, let's try something else)
          Now watch and learn, here's the deal
          He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
          (Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
          
          Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
          We are Number One
          Hey!
          Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
          We are Number One
          Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
          We are Number One
          Hey!
          Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
          We are Number One
          Hey!
          Hey!

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