ur on my to do list

ily 

sausages that would probably sound like a pig snorting when they cry

sausages that probably can’t even blink

what about sausages that are all dressed up for the occasion of a birthday?

Sausages that doctors discovered for the first time ever this decade?

Sausages that were made two months early

if we wanna get real specific. Sausages that probably had surgery

sausages that look like the pig survived or got brought back to life

what about sausages with hats?

what about straight kinda square ones