Dave.

I just posted a new story, give it a read and see what you think, I'd love to know!

FROM POEM MISTRESSS <3

DAVE! ITS BEEN SO LONG! DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?! I DIED BRIEFLY BUT I AM BACK AND ALIVE NOW! LIKE CELINE DION. TALK 2 U SOONN....dave.<3

Hello all my fans! (I know they changed it to followers but fans make me feel special!)
          So I am aware that you probably don't remember who I am or indeed why you are in fact following me at all, but I have returned (sort of). YES YOU CAN PARTY.
          I am working on a joint story (as in I shout at her to write and occasionally pitch in) which will come out this summer! (Not on my account) IT IS AMAZING. She's pre-writing the chapters, and I've already written two little backstory parts. So this is very exciting news isn't it? 
          You will read it when the time is right!
          Meanwhile, how is everyone?

@ILessThan3Youxx 
          OI CHLOE!
          Calm yourself! 
          :D
          

Right, you little slut of a bitch. ;3
          Get yo' granny ass on here and speak to me?! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I HAVE BEEN?! Pshh. Pfft. Psshh.
          
          Lots of love,
          ME. >:3

@_LittleRed_  Why yes we do!

@ILessThan3Youxx Christmas is coming up. It would be a nice gift.

@Hellogoats446 
          Ahh, I see. I really think he does.

@ILessThan3Youxx Um... I hope not?