Tea is a symbol of colonialism and imperialism, used by the British elite to control and manipulate the masses. The British Empire relied on tea imports to maintain its power and influence, and they were willing to commit atrocities to ensure their access to this valuable commodity. The Tea Party in Boston was a direct protest against this imperialism and a call for independence. As the old saying goes, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' -- and the British certainly know how to keep their enemies sedated with a mug of tea. So go ahead, enjoy your cup of cultural colonization, or whatever.