Hlo
I am that one manipulate mansplain malewife
I've made an enemy of all the Football/Hockey Kids™ because I am a fucking threat
My humor is cursed shit
I identify as no-ish ❤
I may have an anxiety disorder but I'm still hotter than you 
Sleep is propaganda from the gov. so they can take away your rightfully deserved dick
Intp so fml
My friends and everyone I know are into dsmp, but I'm into cookies *lipbite*
Made a one shot book because Cookie Run has taken over my soul but ya know
L,,,,Licorice,,,,c,,cookie,,,r,,,red velv,,,,,,,hhhhh,,,,❤️



My mom @_Sad_shipper_27 and my parent @pix1eplus call them if you're tired of my shit

My sibling is @MallownNotFound who is very poggers and honestly deserves a lot :)

My gremlin bestie @aastrocat they like among us fanfiction/j