I'm a guy named Douglas. My last name's the shit. It's Knives. Yes, you read right. My name's Douglas Knives. Jealous yet? HA. I know you are, cuz you want a last name as chill as mine. XD 
I just made this account to stalk my Best Fish Friend, @Ang3lFr0mH3ll <-- She's a retarded fish monkey who feeds on human flesh. Beware. She's dangerous, and she may be the cause of your death. <3
So yeaaa... go fan her, and be nice and fan me. ;)
I'm a flirt, but um, I'm not going to flirt here cuz well...it's a reading/writing site. 
I know, I know, you may all go looking for me on fb, but I think fb is just some dramatic crap, so I don't have one. Bleh. 
I DON'T WRITE. NOR DO I FIND ANY INTEREST IN READING. Except Junie B. Jones. That's the shit. Her teacher's name is Mr. Scary, so BE SCARED. 
I glisten in the sunlight, and I drink blood at night. I AM EDWARDO CULLEN. THE CULLINARY CHEF. 
I am straight. (Victoria, you may be very shocked, so please refrain from pissing in your pants.) Hehe XP 
I am a heartless creature who likes sugar and eats children. BE SCARED. 
Do you see my background picture? I live in that little box/lamp/light thing since I am poor and cannot afford a home. Ok, y'all can donate to the Knives foundation. Maybe I can finally go up one level and live in a carboard box. Yipeee! 
I'm pregnant. Nope. I bet you were all like: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD THIS MAN'S PREGNANT. Well thankyou for referring to me as a man, Victoria here refers to me as a woMAN. Dx 

OKAY.OKAY.OKAY. I am going to go and swim with my cats. Toodles! <--- Lmaoo. Whaaaatt?! 

...Peace....................