POV: My friends and I are bored so we start talking about North Korea and the maybe war that might or not happen in the future.
My friend who's good at sports (She'll be D now): So, out of the four of us, Jia has the best chance of surviving if there is a war.
My friend who's good at art (she'll be T from now on): Yes, she has a NZ passport, but I don't think that's going to help, not when the other side is holding a gun and she's holding a passport.
Me: We all don't have much chance of surviving if there is a war.
D: Why?
T: Isn't obvious?
My friend who's good at Science (She's J now): They have nuclear weapons, duh.
D: They can't be allowed to use them, right?
Me: Do you really think they'll ask before they drop the bomb? If any other country stands up to them and say, that's not allowed, they'll probably be bombed as well.
D: Even so, we've got U.S.A on our side, North Koreans can't just bomb them, right?
J: It'll be the U.N, plus, U.S.A will only help if they're sure our side will win or they'll just stand by and watch us die.
D: The government is paying the U.S to have the soilders here!
T: The government will fall to pieces if North Korea attacks now.
D: The U.N?
J: North Korea will have Japan on they're side.
T: Maybe Russia, even.
*The school bell rings*
D: Guess we'll all die then.
* The math teacher walks pass*
MT: Who's dying?
Us: No one, we were joking around.