CRAZY?? I should get off this unicorn and SLAP you!!
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Hey, If you can't convince them, confuse them.
 Heyyy!!! Hi! My name is Hermione, I absolutely love reading! And my friend told me to get this so here I am. Don't expect much from this account, I probably won't post anything.....until I do. Ha see what I did there. No not funny okay. Yes I'm an actual Queen. Yes, yes, I know, I'm famous. I'm actually a Ravenclaw, yes I know you probably thought I was a Gryffindor , you stereotypical person! Not all people named Hermione are from Gryffindor!! Gosh darn the world needs to know that and not math... wait who said that? Not that I wouldn't want to be Hermione Granger, she's the greatest, Harry and Ron would have died in the first book without her. She is no doubt one of the best characters in the series, and  I'm not biased because I have her name.....or does she has mine? Anyway  I'm glad my long bio hasn't scared you away yet. Smile while you still have teeth. Okay bye.