Hermiter

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person that killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together. 
          Send this to some accounts you care about. Including mine if you care.
          
          Let's see how many times you get this :)
          
          I want you to know you're an amazing friend until death and forever. 
          
          Try and send this to many accounts you love. Let's see how far this chain will reach :D
          
          <3 Love you