So I'm reading on my phone. When I do this, I sit with my back against the radiator, with a cushion to lean on and I use my life size cuddly toy sheep to rest my arms i.e. like a cross between a cushion and a table. So I go to adjust the cushion behind me so I stop burning my back and my phone starts to slip off the sheep and I panicked and leant forward to use my tongue to stop it falling and I just realised how weird my phone screen tastes. I'm not sure why I felt the need to share this information but I have. Sorry. Long pointless story.