@AshaWheels Beautiful, evil demoness and Parabatai
@JaydeCat Cute, Kawaii lil creature
@Dramoinehead Good Friend :P and Slave
@JamesCarstairs_ Jem!
@-Cricketeer- Kitty the Crickroll
@RuthlessTribute My Slave
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They're not hideous," said Tessa.
Will blinked at her. "What?"
"Gideon and Gabriel," said Tessa. "They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all."
"I spoke," said Will, in sepulchral tones, "of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls."
Tessa snorted. "And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?"
"Mauve," said Will.
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Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be." 

He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.
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"Ah," said a voice from the doorway, "having your annual 'everyone thinks Will is a lunatic' meeting, are you? 
"It's biannual," said Jem. "And no, this is not that meeting."