I'M NOT A HERO, I'M A SCIENTIST 

(Jk I'm a dead account but I'm getting ready to upload a book so is that good?? no?? I'll just shuffle away then) 






Friendly reminders:
•Look behind you
•A special surprise is always around the corner. Whether it be someone waiting to mug you or free samples is unsure 
•NEVER enter the dog park
•All hail the glow cloud
•DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PURCHASE OR CONSUME WHEAT OR BY-WHEAT PRODUCTS 
•Every time Cecil says husband a choir of angels sing behind him 
•You are valid, cherished, and special to this world



My profile picture is my spirit animal and his name is Sprinkles