Hi dude! I'm America, how ya doin'?

Who wants Coca-Cola?

*crickets chirp* Okay then...

My name's Alfred F. Jones but everyone knows that! I'm America!

Let's see, I'm 19 years old and pretty buff if ya ask me. I have an annoying younger brother, Canada. Don't even get me started on him. Who were we talking about again?

Oh yeah, ME! Anyway, I have a reputation for being awesome *gets smacked by Prussia* 

Prussia: Zhat phraze is trademarked! *Flies away*

America: Ok, ok, jeez *rubs the back of his head*

Did I mention I was the hero? Everyone LOVES me! 

Rest of the countries: NO WE DONT!

America: I'm the hero!

They just don't understand me -__-

I'm part of the allied forces, together with France, Britain, China and Russia.

Russia and I have a history *furious* England and I get along well *Smiles* He was my big brother once. France is just weird and I think he has a thing for England...I don't know how I feel about that. China and I are pretty good friends!

Other countries think I get into wars a lot but I just want to be the hero! Ok, ok, appearance wise...I have short blonde hair and blue eyes. I have a cowlick that represents Nantucket. My glasses represent Texas.

If you see Italy, Germany or Japan, tell me where they are. They're planning a War; I know it!

(☞≧ヮ≦)☞ America
( o̿ ̭ o̿ ) England
ლ(= з = )ლ ~♥ France
(≖ヮ≖) Prussia
(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自 Japan
｡◕`ヮ´◕｡ China
ㅎ_ㅎ Iceland
(ㅎ.ㅎ✞)७  Norway
(ﾟヮﾟ)中 Denmark

MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR
MAKE PANCAKES, NOT WAR
MAKE POCKY, NOT WAR
MAKE PIZZA, NOT WAR
MAKE PUNS, NOT WAR
MAKE PROTAGONISTS, NOT WAR

Credits to @BookBird1497 for the last two parts of the bio. The admin recommends that you follow her!