goregeist
Red: Hiiii Americaaa! You get a visit from the one and only! Redalia! *makes dramatic pose*
Me: Hey I'm Author-chan
Red: My sweet Author-chan is just normal fabulous but I'm SUPER fabulous!
Me: You know you need to stay home because you don't feel very well
Red: I was just hoping if I stayed home one of you hot Hetalia guys would come and let me play with your thermometer!
Me:...I don't even know how to interpret that.....