*insert dad joke*

me: *has 500 wattpad notifs*
          also me: *accidentally clicks it and exits out then realizes it's too late to go back and see which ones were marked as 'unread'*

beewachan

it's the having 215 wattpad notifications that i'm too lazy to check for me

vagina and clit torture 

You might just be the friend I have been missing-
          
          Be my friend please-

Whoops, I ruined your 69 followers 0-0
          
          UcU

:ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘~♡ your my fave <3

School starts in a week.. And the only thing I’ve done during this whole quarantine is question/confirm my sexuality, flirt with a lot of females, loose 10 pounds from starving myself, get back to my original weight, gain a few more pounds, and ruin my mental health. So needless to say I’m not ready to go back to school. (And it’s online which is even worse T^T)

Okay so y’all know how Dipper from Gravity Fall’s nickname is Pinetree?  I just love the idea of him calling his children ‘his little pine needles’.  

Guys help. I stumbled across an All Might x Listener on YouTube and it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.