Uhh... I sometimes think...

If you're named as John68 , I automatically assume you're in your 30s or so , If you're named as John69, I automatically assume you're 12 or 13.

I sometimes wish I could record Silence, so that I'll be able to play it with full volume in my speakers and make entire room silent.

I was at this party once, everyone got so drunk. I didn't drink much, was going from room to room just to... You know... So I opened one of the room and I shit you not it was my biggest mistake of my life, There was this guy literally putting a banana in a Washing Machine and then started jerking off while watching that banana spin. While moaning "Ohhh yess"

Strangers look attractive to me because they haven't pissed me off yet.

Since smart watches can read your pulse now, there should be a feature that erases your browser history once your heart stops.

My dog understands multiple commands in English, yet I do not understand a single bark. Maybe he is smarter than me...

Google earth should make a flat earth version for April fools for flat earthers.

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how much faith I have left for Humanity.

Jokes aside, if you would like to talk with me, I really need your opinion on one thing. If communalism is the only true social constructs that empowers the people and it's success it is sabotaged by media to keep our current culture and breed an androgynous society where gender becomes an obsolete term devoid of meaning to allow commercialism to become power prevalent. What do you think about it?