@Hey-So-I-Just
Me: Did you know that atoms never touch each other?
Police:So?
Me: And since we are made out of atoms. We've never touched anything in our lives.
Police:And?
Me: So to answer your question officer, No, I did not punch that kid-
Me: Did you know that atoms don't touch? S-so...
Uncle: *glares at me* say it.
Me: S-so, no, officer... My uncle didn't touch me
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
@NKnovelist it was an incest rape joke... (. _.) Atoms don't touch so theoretically, if an officer asked, "my uncle" didn't "touch" me(y'kno, in a sexual way...) (-_-;)
Uke: Mr. Wolf, what big mouth you have.
Wolf: To huff, and puff, and blow you better, my dear
Uke: Oh, my, mr. Wolf
@Hey-So-I-Just aww... you could at least leave it there! Spelling mistakes doesn't matter that much for me really
@NKnovelist I dunno, I kinda cringe whenever I reread my book cuz of the spelling mistakes... >_> I might try to proofread it summin if I had the energy to do so
@Hey-So-I-Just aww... that's a pity but it's fine! I understand... just... don't delete the story please? It'll be fun to read once in a while.. thanks!
Ever just go through all the draft of stories you made, see a certain title that you parodied from a bdsm book but forgot, so you think that it has to do with gore cuz you see the word red and blood is red, so you start reading the story your younger self made and realize it's actually a gay, smut, bdsm of a hot version of daddy santa clause and his twink elf with dildo candy cane, reindeer sized and shaped santa dick, strip tease, candle dripping, urethral insertion, anal sex, blind folding, edging, and etc?
Well? Have you?
@HayanKay More like a nightmare but yeah XDD I never realized how thirsty my younger self was back then. And I was 13 when I wrote this wtf! LOLOL. Never realized I had a good grammar back then tho, lol it vanished now
@Hey-So-I-Just lmfao fuck i just saw this accound on accident and this. Is. Fucking. Gold.
Rip to those who followed me and thought I was active but wasn't so they didn't get a follow back and unfollowed me :/
Yoooooooooooooooo- sorry I'm weird lmao.
So, I saw you in some books I read, and you're pretty cool.
(I totally did not follow you because of your bl reading lists)
@Thatonelonekid XDD I'm sorry, just saw this now cuz it's been a long time and I forgot I even had a wattpad acc Welp, either way of how you saw me, I'm glad to see a fellow weirdo Embrace the weird!!
Sup lil brother
@My-fantastic-fanatic Same ol', procrastination, more procrastination and people frying their brains off at new plagues.