Hey.......I'm Batman.......wanna know my secret identity?

Who do you think will win in a death match, Batman (me) or Superman? Day or Night? God or Man? Well I would say me in all of the rounds. Do you know why? IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

(I'm the real BATMAN btw)

Proof: I have the Bat Credit Card in my wallet, the Batarang in my pocket, the Batphone in my hand, the Bat Female-Villain Repellant Spray in my utility belt and the Bat Energy Drink. Also I have a butler named Alfred and a girlfriend named Talia al Ghul. Plus I don't use guns.

Also I'm selling my Batphone for a loss 😢. I'm selling it for only $6k. Those who are interested, send out the bat signal at night and I'll be there.......... 

Haters be warned, cuz when you mess with the Bat, you get the Kryptonite