The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy,
whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth,
whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature,
for Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke,
when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron,
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''.
I promise to remember Tyson,
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia,
whenever a friend is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse,
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca,
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico,
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe,
whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel,
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO,
wherever I may go

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile