Hi___People

I'm on spotify rn and I just got an ad and... Ok, you can't just call your wifi network thingy "Cox" and expect me NOT to laugh-

Hi___People

As I’m typing this I’m realizing that this sounds bad but it’s weird having someone respect/care for you. It could be anything from “Hey! You seem a little off today, is everything ok?” to “Aren’t you nonbinary? Ok, what are your pronouns?” to even just being nice in general. It never really happens to me but when it does, I get so happy because it makes me feel like people care and that there’s at least some good in this world.

Hi___People

Y’all ever just get those random quizzes in your Yt recommended like “we bet we can guess your age” or “are you gay quiz” and you want to see what they think then slowly spiral into a void of quizzes and then have 20 quizzes tell you that you possibly have severe ADHD? No? Ok…

Hi___People

My mom: Who’s that *GIRL* that keeps running to your bus stop every time *SHE* sees you there?
          
          Me: Oh that’s *insert name*, *THEY’RE* one of my friends.
          
          Mom: Is *SHE* in the same grade as you?
          
          Me: Yeah, *HE’S* in the same grade as me!
          
          Mom: Oh, well *SHE* seems like a nice young *LADY*.
          
          Me: *Internal screaming* Yeah… *he’s* nice…

JustASimpleWriterOwO

@Hi___People You should misgender your mom until they get the pronouns corrent
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Hi___People

@JustASimpleWriterOwO I kept trying to nicely correct her but EVERY SINGLE TIME she would use the wrong pronouns and misgender them! I haven’t come out to her yet and I think I made the right choice not to.
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Hi___People

After conducting some experiments, I can now tell all of you guys to NOT put salt on apple slices… even if some of them look like French fries… 
          (They’ll end up tasting like warm salt water)

Hi___People

@SleepyyyyBeloveddddd For some reason my brain thought adding SALT to APPLES was a good idea…
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Tommy__-

@Hi___People ew, warm salt water >:P
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SeaWolves87

It's not a mistake it's a masterpiece

Hi___People

It’s not a mistake, ✨IT’S A MASTERPIECE✨
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Hi___People

You know what?
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