lettuce!!!

Is this lettuce still alive ? Im worried :(

YOYO LETTUCE  DO YA HAVE INSTA 

Hi, I saw that you like to read Jikook, could you take a look at my fanfic? 
          I would be very happy if you showed up there >. <
          
          Where twins Jeon Jungkook and Jeon Jeongguk have a dispute to know who can win the heart of Park Jimin, his neighbor tasty.
          
          https://my.w.tt/75gR30Ksq7

The next time BTS try to cut you I swear I will cut them and put their heads on my wall 

Lettuce eat PANDA EXPRESS!!! and sPrIte

Omg lettuce your da beeeest honestly i love your profile.

*Plays BTS music*
          
          
          
          Lettuce dance!

@Seokim69 I have no idea lettuce friend:/

@Kcosela_13 awww thank you ♡♡♡♡

I just love you so much.....I fucking love you so much especially when I wrapped you around that barbecue fried piece of meat and then dip you in the mayonnaise and then your leaves are crisp and crunchy type light half fried with mustard oil slightly sprinkled and I eat you with sprite or coke. And when I eat you the time I chew the crunchy sound that occurs and I feel the lettucegasm.i fucking love that. ♡♡