You just got hiccuped....
Name's HiccyWithTheSticky. Professional dragon rider, part-time walking red flag 🚩. 
I didn't ask to be the main character, but here we are 🐉. 
I've got trust issues, commitment issues, flying issues-basically every DLC unlocked. 
Astrid says I'm "emotionally unavailable with a hero complex." I say she's just mad I invented air-drift. 
Toothless handles my problems now. I just pose dramatically in the fog and call it strategy 😤. 
I don't chase clout, clout crashes into me midair. 
If you're reading this, congrats: you've been violently hiccuped 😶‍🌫️💥. No refunds. No survivors. Just vibes. Sticky ones