So hey, I'm Hidden. I'm trying to improve my writing, so don't be pissed when I post things that are so corny you want to gag. 

I don't want a stranger in the comments like:

"(insert common name here) is such an annoying name! Why didn't you use something original?" 

At this point when I'm reading fanfics (I actually like) and someone happens to comment like this, I siriusly just want to break into their home and smash their face in with a chair. And yes, I know that sounds somewhat psychopathic.

You probably haven't bothered to read about me on my profile and went straight to books I've voted for, or the books I've recommended.

Well you guys suck! I am genuinely hurt by your mean actions!
[insert the just kidding sentence that really won't be here because those kind of guys are mean]

One more thing. I have one rule:
 #1 rule: DO NOT COMMENT OR READ BOOKS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!

It's a waste of time if you hate the book right up until the end and THEN you decide to comment about how much time you wasted while reading this book you hated. And to be honest, it makes the people who actually like it feel really annoyed. 

For example: "this book suk the ending bad and character looks make me puke. Next time make sur u're books r actually good befor pubwishing. LOL."  I made this character bad at grammar because I imagine this is what their first draft of the comment looks like and then they break it down and edit it before they upload it to the internet. What the FUDGE is wrong with you? Wait a minute, you're a hater! That means...

I can SHAKE IT OFF! SHAKE IT OFF! 

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No offence was meant to be taken in this description. Please read this before commenting as shown above. Thank you.

Plus you saw my background! I'M POWERED BY THE HATERS!