Michael

If you could describe the taste of a pig fart

MALFOY YA LITTLE SHIT-

I was gonna do that tik tok thing where I ask my significant other if they’d still love me if I was a worm, but then I remembered that I’m single and gonna die alone ✌

@Evan_SaveTheTrees  Lmao that's a perfectly valid reason to follow me Starkid is amazing

For person reason, I am going to end my subscription to life, I have just decided

I have a boy over and he is currently hiding in my closet because my mother decided to drop in to check on me and she's taking forever to leave  

One of my sisters ate my roast chicken cup noodles and now I have nothing left to live for-

Who wanna dress up like Ronald McDonald with me and parade our clown asses around town?

“Plotting the death of Thomas Jefferson” And you decided to kill him on frickin AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY WKJCKDK YOU KNOW HOW SAD THAT IS?!

I can't find my ace bandages and I'm about to just say fuck it and bind with duct tape or something