High_Priest_Wololo

Entry #2
          
          Pebbles has started to come out of his shell. I guess the endlessly lonely world really does bring two lost souls together as the old saying goes.
          
          Anyway, while Pebbles usually just emits a static sound for most of the day, sometimes a very dark and rather scratchy voice sounds out basic words like “pebbles” or “spaghetti” whatever that is.
          
          He did trample ours crops though, so it’s back to grass for him and void for me.
          
          We haven’t moved past the valley yet, but with the sudden and tragic destruction of OUR CROPS by A CERTAIN SOMEONE we might end up moving along sooner than I thought. 
          
          We’ll update as the time come! Until next time,
          
          H. P. Wololo

a long while ago I said that I didn’t believe in clouds because I didn’t see them. Well now I have, and I cannot express my love for them! It’s reminds me of the dream like state I existed in before the closet! 
          
          [btw the new update schedule will be a diary entry every Friday and a update like I used to every Saturday]

Entry #1
          
          This world is strange, that’s for sure. Something feels off.
          
          I don’t think I’ve seen any other living thing so far, it’s just been me and the shadows, or well, me, the shadows, and a singular goat.
          
          His name is Pebbles since that’s what I found him trying to naw on in the mountains.
          
          Oh yes, I should mention! I’m in the mountains! I’m currently in a dreamy clearing, tall ice spires tower all around me, but I’m this little glade, it’s warm and fresh. 
          
          If what I’ve learned from my past experiences means anything, nothing is ever as it seems. I think this applies to Pebbles for he seems to know where to go. He’s leading me somewhere.
          
          Anyways, I have to harvest my wheat, food is scarce. I shall update in a weeks time.
          
          Entry complete, signed H. P. Wololo

I've found out what I must do. My task looms over me like a shadowy creatures who have been hunting me down this whole time. 6 months I've been in a closet, updating you all as I went, and I thank you for all the help. But now it is time for my own, solo  journey.
          
          Today I shall finally exit my humble abode, the chasms that I mentioned yesterday, the ones that my dear kitties opened up, the void has risen. I think a voice is echoing out from it as well, I think it's calling for me. I have to answer.
          
          I am unsure of what or who awaits me at the end of this journey, but if it shall be anything like the past 6 months, it shall be one that goes down as an epic. 
          
          I will miss you all very dearly, and I will keep you all close to my heart, or where I believe it to be. [cats]
          
          Anyways, I hope I have brought a smile to your faces, or at least some little reaction. But I believe it is time to go. I will try to write back if I can, don't fear!
          
          But until next time,
               H. P. Wololo, signing out.
          
               or should I say... @BlizzardVeteran

My two beautiful cats seem to be a little off today... as I’m sure you all remember, Yin and Yang are my two precious kitties who hover a few feet off the ground, but today when I woke up from my metamorphosis, they were on the ground. Now usually I would have been proud of them, I’ve been told that all cats do this, and that they are actually over the normal age of hovering, but what does worry me is the fact that wherever they step, large chasms seem to follow suit. All I see is void below these chasms.
          
          Is this normal, this wasn’t in my kitty Kay training manual :/
          
          ... 1 ...

Everyone is asking, WHY am I counting down? When you should be asking HOW am I counting down? And why did I start with 7?
          
           Well the answer is simple. I can’t count above 7! As for the other part... 
          
          Can I get a headcount of how many of you guys look at these? Just drop a comment  ;)
          
          
          3

there are pesky creatures behind me doing some kind of ancient dancing ritual to music while recording themselves... I’m to gay for this sh!t
          
          
          4

This... reality is starting to tear and tatter for me. Im losing track. I’m losing sight of where I need to be, I feel like it’s not wholly me inhabiting my vessel. Well just have to see.
          
          
          5

who is this mythical being known as Wonka of Willy, and wHY DO I LOOK LIKE HIM? IS THIS A COMPLIMENT? 
          
          
          6

I’m unsure what this whole pride thing is, but I love it! Stay safe everyone! You deserve to be here as much as anyone else. (Except for racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, and anyone else who obviously does not have any respect or compassion from me!)
          
          also...
          
          
          7