Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to The Ouran High School Host Club! 

Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran Academy. The Ouran host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.

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Tamaki Sempai






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Hello, Ladies. I am Hikaru, the better of the twins. (Kaoru: Hey!!)

--"Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship." 

Kaoru: And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and, therefore, more intriguing.
 
--"And, besides, who HASN'T fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?"

Tamaki: *facepalm*