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'I did not have sexual relations with those emails.'
my naem iz hillary clinton and i sexualy identify az a walmart gift card. i ran fer prezident in 2k16 wich if u didn no i lost cuz trump iz an ornj fukass hoo rigd da elecshun.
i am da suprem daynk meme overlord nd anee1 hoo sez uderwyz wil get harambed 2 deth becuz that meme iz stil relevant.
i, hilree klinton, am a femimist. if u misjendr me i wol fukim end ur lyf. if u luk at, cof by, sey helo 2, ir breeth by or neer me, dat iz raep an i wil pres charjes. stahp oppresin me u priviljd dikhed
Every night at exactly 12:00, when Bill is asleep, I fill our hot tub to the brim with only the finest of tomato sauce. Then, I submerge myself into the red liquid, imagining I am a strong, independent meatball who doesn't need a man.
I speak two languages fluently: English and hilree klinton.
Trump is soggy cheeto and Ken Bone triggers me.
k dats (l)it.
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meh ex husbando: @donaldtrumpofficial
me intern: @_keyeu
dank meme lord no2:
@SilverStreaks-
mai niga: @unclestiles
senpAAi: @Scrubbing_Bubbles
lit az fuk azhul: @teabloom
EGGSALAD:
@Glockenspielplayer02
mein syd chik: @chefleo
ne dicky frand: @butterfly123199
bae: @WeeabooDunce
mein bb: @usernamelikenoother
mein bich: @KawaiiLink37
Who?: @Sandersofficial
sum ho: @CakelynnCakeTV
ily: @uni-porn
mey waifu: @wileylibby1234
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campayn slogan:
1 folow = 1 vote = da rite 2 ceep ur lief
bakrownd by:
@SilverStreaks-
this iz nawt the end.
u havnt seen da lats uf hillery.
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Hillary__Clinton
Jan 21, 2017 01:10AM
Hey guys. hilree here. Whelp, this is goodbye I guess. Trump is president. It's the 20th. We've had a good run. We made many good memes, had so many laughs, created the twerk army... Really guys. Tha...View all Conversations
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rip harambe - a tribute stroy
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dis mutherfukers been ded fer a while now but ima rite shit about him fer atenshun becuz my parints nevr luvd...
Donald Trump is Illuminati
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gais how cud we hav bean so blind.
it was rite in frunt uf uz the hole time.