Here's some facts that you didn't know you wanted to hear; 
I'm a young Miranda Heart, without the wierd ass mum - keep the food addiction though.
I understand three languages ( including sarcasm)
My main sense of humour is self depressing jokes or  trying to make non-rude-sounding sentences sound rude. 
See dog = Pet dog
I'm a tea drinking, nature walking, weather dreading Brit. 
I suck at science, that's like trying to make Kanye Smile, impossiblur ( update - Kanye smiled - wtaf)
Please ignore my username, I made it when I was 13.
Also, hey you-yes you America, wacha doin' with yourselves there? Hm? 
Nice to talk to you, but now I'm off to procrastinate. 

See ya. - Ellie