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@hisnewt 
            
            
            I cant imagine what it Mustve been like,, but Im here for you anytime. :3  if you wanna vent

@His__TOMMY 
            
            I’m not too sure if I will need mental breaks or not since we’re now on the way after the funeral and I am taking it extremely hard.
            
            I never got to properly say goodbye to my grandpa but three different people have told me that I am his favorite person ):

@hisnewt 
            
            Take your time and respond whenever you feel like.
            
            I'll drop something more when my muse is high and wait :33 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            My memory is shit and I don’t really have memories of him and I feel totally nothing right now lmaoo
            
            But uh I’m not sure when it is cause we’re still home

@hisnewt 
            
            Oof, I hate funerals, because I always say something inappropriate *pouts* accidentally, of course.
            
            Like when our neighbour passed away. I couldnt believe she fit a coffin at all?
            
            What always helped me though was reminiscing your favorite memories with the people, except my grandpa from mother's side, i never got to know him.
            
            Generally, it helps, because then they kinda still live on in your memories. It's cheesy, but true. 

@unholymesses   Oh damn, get well soon, man. *pouts*

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Awwww joint bank accounts 
            
            And really? Lowkey be going back to bed for an hour or so cause I feel yucky and sleepy

@unholymesses 
            
            
            Yeah, havent you heard of one shared account after marriage? Some couples do that. It was a joke
            
            Trust me, ive seen lot of gay cliches recently. 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            :eye roll:
            
            Stop flirting with me smhhhhhh
            Or do (;

@hisnewt  I mean, i deserve it, but dont. You'd enjoy it too much, obvi ;)
            Meh

@His__TOMMY 
            
            I was two seconds away from scolding you smhhhh
            
            And hehe simp ( for my Newt obviously ) but your Thomas >>>>> <33

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt moaned when Thomas slapped his ass to which he bucked his hips into him, burying his face into his neck. “Hmmm that’s a very good reminder you gave me.” He huffed out quietly.
            
            With that he wrapped his hand back around his husbands dick giving it a very teasing pumps. “Mm is this better your highness?” He questioned in a sassy manner, biting his neck again.
            
            Hey he never claimed he was going to behave now. After a few moments he pulled his hand away before the other could have the chance to try to thrust up into his hand. Oh no he wasn’t going to be letting that happen so easily. He was going to have to work for it.

@hisnewt 
            
            
            The ravenette bit his lip, his hips automatically thrusting upwards to meet his touch, freezing when he touched his ass, licking lips over.
            
            "Newt, it's obvious. Or dont you remember yesterday? Mm? I guess, I should remind you, then"
            
            He groped Newt's ass, tilting his head, slapping Newt's ass

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt blushed at that to which he shrugged. “Alright  I will if you’re so eager.” He then brushed his hand over his husbands dick giving it a gentle squeeze, an innocent look plastered across his face. “Here?”
            
            His hand moved down lower being dangerously close to his ass to taunt him. “Or here?” He still had that innocent look on his not so innocent face, his head tilting off to the side. “You got to make it more obvious for me.” He batted his eyelashes playing dumb just to see how Thomas would react to it.
            
            “It has to be one of the two places~” 
            
            He now squirmed around in his lap after the other wrapped his leg around his own knowing it was to keep him in place. He thought for a moment before he decided to go back to biting and kissing along Thomas’ neck, occasionally letting out a soft hum while doing so. He’d do anything at this point in order to tease the other male. He just found amusement in Thomas’ impatient huffs and pouts.
            
            When he was done marking his neck he did the same thing to his chest.

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt placed Bark in Thomas’ lap kissing him bask before biting his bottom lip in a teasing manner. With that he broke the kiss giving off an evil look. 
            
            “Never. Bark is my baby. Did you hear me? My baby.” 
            
            He smirked then he started kissing all over the dogs head just to get his point across.

@hisnewt 
            
            
            "mm cmon, Newt. Leave Bark out of it"
            
            Thomas groaned, rolling his eyes, pulling the blonde close to his chest, kissing him passionately 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            The blonde smiled as he had kissed Thomas back yet again running his fingers through his husbands hair just glad his distraction had successfully worked. It worked like a charm almost every time anyway. 
            
            He then completely broke away moving away from him acting completely innocent. “I need to go shower, you just think over beating random kids.” He snickered but in reality he went to the bedroom soon coming back to Thomas carrying Bark in his arms.
            
            “Go on beat the baby.”

@hisnewt 
            
            Already answered that, but yeah, much better.
            I completely shunned social media including this if it makes you feel better. 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt shook his head while sending Thomas a very nasty glare. “No. No I am not giving into your demands, Thomas.” He stood his ground being extremely stubborn. 
            
            Huffing quietly he walked past Thomas while he went over sitting down on the foot of the bed, one leg crossed over the other so his lover couldn’t peak at what’s underneath.
            
            “You’re an evil evil man. And a filthy cheater..I know you set me up somehow.” 
            
            Pouting he would lower his gaze mumbling underneath his breath to himself, now playing with the hem of the skirt. He would definitely be taking it off as soon as he possibly could. 
            
            “Now stop staring at me like that. Why don’t /you/ twerk for me.”

@hisnewt
            
            / oh, man. 
            
            
            The ravenette stayed quiet, leaning against the door frame with subtle smirk on the lips. Oh he so knew he would win the bet. He secured it by giving Bark secretly steak the knight before. Man knew the dog was corrupted bitch like him and after Newt's teasing this felt like a nice payback. 
            
            When the blonde stepped out, Thomas covered his mouth, trying not to laugh. He didnt wanna be so vile yet Newt in those dress was a sight, but the funny fact wasnt how absurd he looked, but how great he looked to Thomas even in girls clothes. Hell, he found him way hotter than a girl rocking that boyish flare. 
            
            Looking him over, he gestured him circle in the air. 
            
            "Now you twirl for me. Then you twerk."
            
            He instructed cockily, arching an eyebrow, trying to keep a straight face as long as he could. 
            
            The more he looked, the more attracted he became. He's had handsome boyfriend 
              

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt rolled his eyes while he sat himself down across from the male keeping quiet as he picked at his food at first before he would slowly begin to eat. He didn’t exactly have an appetite but he wouldn’t let Thomas know that, he knew he would worry too much.
            
            His gaze flickered around finding everything else interesting not exactly trying to look at his boyfriend. He couldn’t bring himself to. He was still irritated with him. 
            
            Eventually he got up getting himself a glass of water before returning to his seat, taking a sip of it.
            
            The blonde set the glass down going to say something but he decided not to and just went back to picking at his food, shaking his head to himself.

@hisnewt 
            
            
            Thomas looked up to the blonde briefly, frowning softly. 
            
            "Oh yea? Well, dont get used to it."
            
            He continued wiping the stain off, sighing in relief once it slowly faded off the surface. Now he felt truly accomplished. 
            Furrowing an eyebrow down at the carpet, he slowly looked to the soda. 
            
            "Hold on, how did i know what to grab? Nevermind."
            
            
            He inhaled the food, jumping up to his feet, looking over the food with approval.
            
            "Looks great. Oh my, Im fucking starving"
            
            He groaned, jumping in his seat, diving into the food, completely ignoring Newt's teasing. Honestly, he's been too hungry to function properly. 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Newt watched Thomas as a smirk formed across his face. “Mhm that’s what I thought.” He made a mental note to get Thomas a maid outfit and forever make him clean the house now to teach him a lesson for making the mess.
            
            He now waited for the other to get done being extremely impatient not looking amused whatsoever, his eyebrows now being raised. Shaking his head he went to the bedroom to change into something more comfortable while he waited.
            
            He spent a couple minutes in the bedroom before he returned soon serving the food he had made onto plates. “There, it’s done.” He huffed out quietly. 
            
            “Now did you finish cleaning up the floor? Hmmm? I’d like a verbal answer, Thomas.”

@His__TOMMY 
            
            I’ll just cry then smh

@hisnewt  you're welcome ;) 

@His__TOMMY 
            
            Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh