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Hey would you mind checking out my story TURPENTINE ❤️
          Here's the link
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/223692012?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Asiatic_wench&wp_originator=DYF7zLDaqj%2BsqMqvn3qsPTKx7X2gFLHKr4NqlImm9lQgmWUKkcDOVpN5dsc6TTLD4W9Pv%2FL7cXl8jWyZlOVoS%2BA2quZEjEtwGhiYrU%2FtkIsoz%2B4fwjAlwmUHuGD9IgJg
          
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          Have an amazing day ahead ❤️

I have a lot of respect for edward vi he was a pawn in poltics he got his childhood taken away his father only was ok with him for being a boy he lost his mother as a baby and his sister hated him not to mention the fact he was a child king trying to clean up a mess of a contry why do we only think of him as a young and sick one!

If I ever write a fanstey book I'll name a character  Ded and have people make jokes about how it is pronouned dead "And my freind is Ded?" "oh I'm so sorry" "no his name is dead"

Hi! Saw u where Jewish- I am too! I'm ultra orthodox, u?

I saw a meme last week that said "can I just say that all the problems in phantom of the opera could be fixed if Christine's dad had said something normal like "i'll always be in your heart" not "some time after my death I'll send you a guy from the basement of the oprea and he'll put on a profomace for you"

Heyyy
          I see ur Jewish!
          Sameee
          Is ur fam orthodox?

A conversation I had with my sister after rick announced he was going to do a celtic sries
          Her: I'm so exited
          Me: Oh God Christianity I really hate you sometimes
          Her:wHaT?
          Me: like I mean did have too?

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          Annabeth: so I got back for a walk yesterday and I realized that I had just explained the history of the Prussian empire to myself I completely enjoyed it but It goes to show how few people listen when I talk about things I'm interested in
          Piper: I'd listen more if you talked about Percy your interested in him and you 2 are so cute 
          Annabeth: but the history of  Germany is cooler then boyfreinds will ever be
          Piper: yes but girls are cuter then boys will ever be
          Annabeth: What?
          Piper: WHAT
          - (this one was a quote my doctor parents told me)
          Will: some times when I'm driving and I see an aggressive driver I say "may your testosterone poison your hair roots"and today Kayla pointed one guy and said "too late"
          Percy: I'm smad 
          Hazel: what does that mean?
          Percy: a mix of sad and mad
          Hazel: wouldnt that be smangry
          Percy: ha ha ha ha *falls on the floor in a fit of giggles* I cant belive you dont get the reference 
          Hazel: we right now I'm smadfused 
          Percy: what
          Hazel: sad mad and confused
          -
          Piper: I'm scared about the election
          Percy: we should move to Switzerland 
          Annabeth: because they're neural?
          Leo: they are?! I thought he said that because they have good chocolate
          - we need more leo
          Leo: how do you know latin?
          Nico: christen private school taught me many things
          Hazel: yup never trust grandmas that work there for a retire ment job you will never think of teachers the same way again
          (this one was orginaly my jewish privet school)

I know how you guys really want an update but heres a funny meme thing I came up with
          Things my freinds and family have said to me in the form of a PJO meme
          Nico: So yesterday it was snowing and Hazel told me "holy forking shirt balls Its cold" and I told her that thats the hardest someone has ever tried not to swear
          -
          Nico to Hazel: you know we live together
          Hazel: yeah your my brother
          Nico: you're saying I can just walk across the hall to you anytime 
          Hazel: yeah
          Nico: well you see I never leave my room so I haven't notices that you were here too
          -
          Piper: hows your freind Clarisse 
          Percy: Shes ok says shes been watching a lot of videos of people getting stabbed in the eye for hours
          Piper: then why doent she do it herself?
          Percy: Idk something about it being illegal 
          -
          Jason: I DO NOT HAVE A WEDGIE I WOULD KNOW IF I HAD A WEDGIE
          Percy: But YOU DO NICO TELL HIM HE HAS A WEDGIE
          Nico: hes right you do
          Jason:wha-
          -
          texting conversation between nico and hazel
          Nico: have have something big to tell you
          Hazel:what?
          Nico: I'm gay 
          Hazel: that all because last time you texted me that you had something big to tell me your cousin had died
          Nico:yeah and?

am I the only one who imagines when Nico walks across the field after the "Not my type" thing percy and annabeth having a conversation like this
          
          Percy: well that was weird
          Annabeth: you're telling me I owe piper a 30
          Percy: what do you mean
          Piper *out of nowhere*: annie wheres my money?
          Annabeth: *hand piper 30$* you were right
          Percy: wait did you guys bet on Nico's sexuality?
          Piper: duh yes my next bet is that Jason is bi and Reyna and Thalia would be adorable
          Annabeth: oh Reyna's anything but straight 
          Percy: what do you guys do for fun?!
          Jason *whispers*: solangelo