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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the best source of advice for those looking to see the wonders of the galaxy for less than 30 Altairian dollars a day.

The Guide is one of the most incredible books ever to be published. It's more popular than 'The Celestial Home Care Omnibus', better selling than 'Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity', and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, 'Where God Went Wrong', 'Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes', and 'Who is this God Person Anyway?'