I once killed a man in his sleep with his own pubes and a coconut
  • JoinedJuly 16, 2018


Stories by Hitlertheduck
I have no propane and I must grill by Hitlertheduck
I have no propane and I must grill
AM is gleefully torturing his victims as usual but everything changes when a man named Hank Hill shows up to...
Twin Towers x Airplane by Hitlertheduck
Twin Towers x Airplane
Why am I still writing fanfiction?
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M by Hitlertheduck
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy w...
Martin Luther King has a dream of a world where blacks and whites can live in harmony. He meets a candy lady...