Fear

Ha heyyyy. How y'all doing?
          Anyways, I'm not dead, but also like, I've going through shit so sorry for not updating, but also I write for myself and if I don't feel like writing, I'm not going to write Mmmdmsms

I just used UwU I need to take that back oh god

*hands all my readers cake with frosting on it that spells out, "sorry for not updating more, I'm losing motivation in everything and am going through multiple changes in my personality! Things have been very rough for me UwU!"*

Y'all I'm so sad. They're is literally no cute wlw monster romance on here and I'm so disappointed. Like wth??? Just Imagine, a young girl spends her mornings in the woods picking flowers with a beautiful nymph and the two are deeply in love, making flower crowns for each other and watching the clouds pass over the meadow. A woman leaves fresh baked goods every day by the shore for the local sirens. Maybe a sad short story, where the old woman who fell in love with a banshee when she was younger has had her time come, and the banshee screams in mourning for her love. Literally just soft stuff like that :( where's that at?

Enjoy the new chapters bishes  cause I have no idea when I'll update again 

I'm sobbing, Mariah Carey has summoned snow already, it's only been twelve days since Halloween. I'm crying. I can't take this. My soul has been tainted by the cold winds of Christmas. I will never be the same. 

Nobody:
          
          
          Me, November 1st seeing Christmas shit already: I can't take it anymore. Seriously. I'm at my fucking limit.

EXTRA SPOOKY TIME BITCH

"YOU KNOW ITS HARD TO GET A JOB WHEN YOUR ONLY QUALIFICATIONS ARE BIG AND SQUARE!"

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