im going to practice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
Sometimes, I look out the car window and watch the world go bye, wondering, "How did I get this far? How much longer do I have?" and then I remember that I'm a goat, why am in a car