Me: *walking down the hallway minding my own business*
Life: Hahaha watch this
Me: *trips over air* Listen life if you could stop bullying me that'd be nice

Honestly not really trying at all just kinda going with the flow. 

Some how made it through highschool with good grades and graduating with honors.

I'm a introverted Hufflepuff so if a Slytherin or an extrovert could adopt me that'd be nice lol.

I will admit I have a lil bit of a nasty side but most likely I don't mean any of it (unless you piss me off) and I say it out of love/as a joke. I just really like roasting ppl.

Oh I'm also pretty awkward and suck at socializing. :' )