Surprise_hiddleston
ALL HAIL KING LOKI
zeinabrx
Hey, I’m a really big fan and want bild my fan bais like you’res. Can you teech me your tips and Triks to righting maiby even colab, Hope I’m not pushing my luk hehe XD
zeinabrx
Couldn’t miss out on the opportunity to see David Beckham *didnt even see him lmao*
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
@zeinabrx i was giving them out at LokiCon but unfortunately it clashed with Invictus Games so only peasants and non-celebrities like myself were there soz if you were too cool to attend :')
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
Just finished some very important things so now I can get back to work! Also it's my birthday this Sunday so I'm gonna have a Loki lovers only party but only for my friends who are older then twelv (bcz wer'e going two watch loki hot scenes on youtube and read naugty loki fan fics ) Grate exscitement!
Hoe4HiddlestonXx
Gays Im so so sory I havent beem active♀️ lately. I just got my naplan results back from the abortion clinic and it turns out my cat has band 3 diabetes ☹️ can I get a massive cowabunga! in the chat It would mean alot :'(
Hoe4HiddlestonXx
so we had to sell her to the One Direction to pay for my vicious addiction to crack cocaine and toenails :') good writtens! If you see him give her a nice pat and a good kick in the ass for me, he's a 4 year old capuchin with long, straight, silky smooth brunette hair (often tied in a messy bum with a few strands that always conveniently fall into her ocean blue eyes when she's talking to the boy that everyone else likes but he's not even *that* cute to her and he has to reach out with his paws and brush it out of her orbs and then they look into each other's eyes and but he's a bad boy and she's a good gril but eventually, after a long period of denying their chemistry they fall for each other anyway and he sings to her like "girls lyk U la la du du doo" haha I'm sO random xD) and a pink nose, but nobody likes her because she's awkward and too chill and she doesn't wear makeup haha I'm ALWAYS in my sweatpants live lough love xD and but then a month later ago I was lessoning to my favourite song (without you by hasley >3) and the one direction came to me and he said " I don't want the cat, I want U" and I was so amazed by his amazing strong musky colon and massive bulky ripped tan lean earlobes that I started stuttering and I said "m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me???" And he smirked at me with his cheeky green orbs and said "we can do anything we want ride down the coast jump in the see just take ur hands and come with me" and I almost cryed so I tucked my messy bun into my sweatpants and I said "I can't keep this cat, she failed her speling test, what do i can with her?" And he said "have mersee" or something but I don't know what that means so I threw her off a cliff ☹️
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
@Hoe4HiddlestonXx @mariam3017 @zeinabrx @mariam3017 @zeinabrx @Hoe4HiddlestonXx unfortunately it got even worse :( After we finded out that she was going to die of beetes we thinked that maybe if we could improve her results then she could be fine so we injeckted her with lots of whoremoans and made her do a test but she's two dumb too even do it
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
My grandma forgot to chain me to bed again hahah so I can start riting my Zayn fan story now. It's going 2 have a surprise caracter ;)
Surprise_hiddleston
Omg thank you for adding my books to your reading list
Surprise_hiddleston
Oh whoops I just noticed that I was so happy that I see everyone adding my books to Their reading lists It makes me so happeeeeee (hahahahaha autocorrect ) Thank you so Much ❤️❤️❤️ *counts how many exclamation marks you had* GREAT EXCITEMENT
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
@Surprise_hiddleston did you mean "you're* reading list" (haha dw every1 makes mistakes, my teacher tolled me how 2 spell you're) but you're welcome n I luv you're work!!!! ❤️
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zeinabrx
Is it too soon to be asking for a face reveal ☺️
Hoe4HiddlestonXx
@zeinabrx my name's a secret but it rimes with obububuebue enwetuenwuevue ogwemumem obas
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Hoe4HiddlestonXx
Hey guy i want to make a super duper short anounsement, I realy seeen so much suport and I just want 2 say thnk yo 2 all my fans bcz I'm new on whattpad and I never thinked I would have so much fan!!! Anyhoo I just wanned 2 no wat do U guys want 2 see me rite mor of. I m very good at fan FICS becos I spend a lot of time with myself (becos no one wants 2 talk 2 me lol) and I am very imagination espesialy about Harry styles and Niall and Bucky and Tom hidelston I can also write naugty books but I can only rite them when my grandma is sleeping bcz the computer is in the living room and my mom always makes her baby sit me haha anyhoo I just wqnted 2 say I lov U all and if U wanted to sugest me wat other things 2 rite. Also I can't rite nauty books on Sunday bcz Jesus Christ is waching and he will think im a she-thead (which is what my mom's Nick name is for me btw)
zeinabrx
Hi, I’m a big fan, can you include pictures in your chapters so we can visualise the characters
Hoe4HiddlestonXx
@zeinabrx hi @zeinabrx I like for everyone can make their own imaginaton when they see my caracter describement so I like to to make my caracter describements very detailed and spesific so it's completely up 2 u how you see the caracters becos I leave everything up 2 the imajination haha but I'll try xx thanks for yr suport I always wanted to be a auTHOR (hehe it's a marvel joke) ever since I see'd my first book but yea I'll try to draw the carater bcz my teacer always says me im craetive and I'm always good at art stuff haha thanks
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