Alright, let’s get something straight here; we are four DIFFERENT people. We’ve seen some HowGirlsThink accounts that are basically just one girl pretending to be five different people. You’re not fooling anyone.

Did You Know #1: We’re all different ages, as we met on the Internet. Don't judge us! Without our terrible social lives you wouldn't be reading this.

This is our official facebook: http://www.facebook.com/HoesInWatterland
Arabella made it! (Arabella makes pretty much everything -- including this account.)

We fan back, so don't thank us for fanning you! We did it because you fanned us back, and we're trying to be courteous. 


Who are we then?

We have Arabella, who’s fifteen. She says whore a lot; it’s like her catchphrase. Aka:  @ArabellaOctavia

We have me, Amy. I hate pop music, and I rock out to old music all the time. I also swear quite frequently, because it's fun. If you were wondering, I love Doctor Who, and I ship 10 and Rose!
 

We have Helen, she’s fifteen. And she games. A lot. So if you like Bastion and the Yognaughts, fan her. She's also really mature and good at writing. She'll disagree with me here, but whatever. I'm not taking it back. Aka:  @YouAreAnEpicFail

We have Kitten, the eighteen year old fuddy duddy. She is freakishly smart (just ask her about the periodic table and/or pi). She also doesn’t understand the meaning of rhetorical question, so never ask her anything unless you want a fully detailed, scientifically-proven answer. My god.


Feel free to ask us questions. No matter how embarrassing, we’ll answer. That’s a fact!

WARNING: We are not actual hoes or whores or skanks or whatever. We’re girls. We just picked out this name because everything good was taken.

Please note: Our updates will be all over the place-- we have GCSEs, A levels and social lives. Please don't badger us with "UPDATE NOW"s. Seriously not cool! No cool points for you! (I hand cool points out to people who comment/message us things that I think are cool.)