I'm multilingual. . . I'm so proud of it that it's my opening line.

LIVE IN CANADA : Oui, je parle français !! <3
I DO NOT RIDE POLAR BEARS TO WORK<
AND YES INDEED, WE DO HAVE ELECTRICITY

I don't believe in love, but I believe in getting a kick outta reading cheesy romanticized books. I am where contradictions meet.

I like to watch horror movies generally (and laugh at 'em), and I have wide range of music preferences, BUT I'M AN ALMOST-TO-THE-POINT-OF-UNHEALTHY PICKY PERSON. Seriously, you don't wanna cook for me, -or eat something I've cooked for that matter (I've burnt kitchens - yeah baby, run for the hills)

My username is a Pseudonym I've used for a long time. It has nothing to do with beauty, or Helen of Troy really, but with a childhood inside joke with a person who doesn't even know wattpad exists :P It stuck, so here I am :D

People often nickname me chatterbox too. I literally can talk with almost anyone; so I'd reply (a heckuva long msg) if you PM me :D

Cheers <3

curiosity killed the cat, but a cat has nine lives, so it's okay : http://ask.fm/HofTelle

Shoutout! @BlondieThinks (My blonde lookalike)

PS I realize how blotchy this 'about me' is. I upgrade it in bits and pieces

OK BYE

fo realz now ;)*

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