Hey, I'm Holden Caulfield. I'm not going to give you an autobiography on myself but I'll give you a little about myself. I am 17 years old. I have older brother who is now a screenwriter in Hollywood. I used to have an younger brother. His name was Allie. He got Leukemia and died when he was 11. I still have his red baseball mitt. He used to write these poems all over it with green ink. Anyways I have a little sister named Phoebe. She is the most intelligent person I've ever met.  I miss her so much. I hardly ever see her anymore. My parents ship me off to prep schools. I always fail out of those schools. They are full of fake people. I hate fake people. They pretend to be people that they aren't. They chose to lie to everyone they know about who they are. Anyways, I hate them. I go to school with a bunch of fake people. So with that, most of my stories will be based on a true story called my life.