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Radiation is just spicy air.

How many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math? Left or right?

I'll sometimes pour milk, just milk, into a bowl than drink out of the bowl. This way, people will think I just finished some cereal and now finishing the milk, but in reality I'm just drinking milk out of a bowl. And no one can judge me for it. 
          
          This, my friends, is the definition of Big Brainess.

Hey.
          
          So I know I haven't posted something in a while, so I'm here to apologize for that.
          
          I've just haven't really been feeling like writing. I just got a bunch of things in my mind, and recently I've been having these panic attacks that I've been trying to avoid. It's been good for a while, but their has been a few close calls. 
          
          So I'm just really taking a break from Wattpad. I've been drawing a lot, though! And if you wanna see where I'm more active you can check me out on Amino! If you wanna know exactly where just send me a message and I'll let ya know what communities I'm in :)
          
          But yeah, that's pretty much it.
          
          See ya in the future.
          
          Hopefully.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DEPRESSED DOGO KNOWN AS FRIEND FREDDY BUT ALSO ALFRED!!! >:D

At the end of the original Aladdin, Aladdin freed the Genie instead of being a prince again to marry Jasmine. As we know, the Genie and Aladdin were very good friends. So, this was the first historical act of "Bros before Hoes"

Should I make a Soulmate story? I'm bored and I just wanna try it out, since I'm stuck inside (for obvious reasons). 
          
          Also it may not by an AU. It would be an actual original story with original characters. This is only because I don't know which fandom I should do and I'm not really big on making AU'S (cause I don't got the creativity for that ;w;). But I am open for suggestions! So if you have an idea let me now! :'D
          
          Anyho, I know this is like the first post where I didn't ad something to make your Big Brain Smaller. But...uh...
          
          Left handed people have a higher chance of finishing exams than people with no hands.
          
          AnYwAyS tHaT's It ByE!!!

A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into.

What if all Caterpillar are gay, and them turning into Butterflies are them coming out?

Did you guys know that Cheese is just Loaf of Milk?