It’s honestly such a criminal shame that some of my funniest lines have been written into smut chapters that will never see the light of day (crying emoji)
A few:
“Trying to inspire some reason into the clearly unstable adolescent’s head.” ;
“Straight girls don’t act like this, right? Do they? Do I need more straight friends?” ;
“Should I stop talking? I should definitely stop talking. Why am I still talking?” ;
(Thought, italics) ‘I mean, I don’t think Elodie would mind since she’s… insane.’ ;
“‘Why don’t we try pointing? Pointing’s really cool!’” Charlotte tried, her anxiety held up for Elodie to see as she stabbed her hands in frantic single-finger jabs to correctly demonstrate how to point to things.” ;
“Google Search: How many layers of horny are there in a human mind?”
Why must I use my abilities for evil :( (crying emoji, cartwheel into bus emoji)