A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. "
He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of dead silence while she smiled,
and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,
got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard
to start her car for several minutes.
Favorite Music/Bands/Singers:
-Pierce the veil
-Three days grace
-Black veil brides
-Theory of a deadman
-Eminem/ D12
Favorite Sports:
-Basketball
-Football
-Hockey
-Soccer
-Volley Ball
Favorite Foods:
-Pizza
-Spaghetti
-Chicken Wings
-Steak
-Bacon
-I Currently go to Sudbury Secondary High School (Gr. 10)
-That's all i know about me... bye
- None of your business
- JoinedAugust 18, 2015
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