HolyBibleStudies

Status Update: COVID IS BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN GODDAMNIT

Status Update: getting bomb threats, so guess who left school earlyyyyy, THIS GUY

Jesus I’m incredibly inactive on this site bruh, I should start doing status updates. Like recently a Hurricane came by and caused major flooding in my area, my house is still standing. Silly little guy knocked a tree over and almost crushed me tho 

hey there, Holy Pussy
          
          I saw you on a beta Lumity story
          +1 follower

*shakes u violently* read my f*cking story u slut or I will slaughter ur kids and stuff them into animatronic suits 
          
          Anygays, ya’ll should like, read my story cause like, I’ve been working on it for about a year now and I would really appreciate it if u did, yk, at least check it out 
          
          If u don’t…I will find u 

WHAT STORY THO??

KNWNEND LMAO TY??? <33333

I have 69 followers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bro if I ever get married and have kids, they’re gonna be stuck in an infinite loop of “Go ask your mother”

If you think about it, cannibalism can solve overpopulation and world hunger