Hi, I am one person. I mean, I thought I'd tell you since my username and stuff. Whatever.

I am basically human equivalent to Nepeta, other than the fact that I can, and will only ship homosexual couples. It's just a thing.

I couldn't possibly list all my ships.

But fuck possibility, I'll do it anyway.

John/Dave *
Jake/Dirk
Jane/Roxy
Jade/Rose
Dirk/Equius
Rose/Kanaya
Terezi/Nepeta
Sollux/Mituna
Kankri/Cronus
Dirk/Equius
Kanaya/Vriska
Mituna/Kurloz
Vriska/Aradia
Gamzee/Tavros
Gamzee/Equius
Nepeta/feferi
Aradia/Feferi
Karkat/Gamzee
Dave/Karkat
John/Karkat
Sollux/Karkat
Tavros/Sollux
Eridan/Equius
Kankri/Karkat
Kankri/Kurloz
Kankri/Mituna
Cronus/Mituna
Jade/Feferi
Aranea/Meenah
Vriska/Feferi
Dave/Tavros
Rufioh/Horuss
Sollux/Eridan
Dave/Dirk

And finally, that concludes my ships. I know there is some incest in there, but I still ship it.

I may or may not write about each one, in particular. Some may be short, straightforward stories, others may be long and detailed. I'm not sure about it yet.

But as I publish them, IF I publish them, I will check the ship off on the list, most likely using an exclaimation point, or maybe a weird star thing, I forget what they're called.

I roleplay, just message me. I don't mind romantic roleplays, as long as they are on a ship that I accept, or me being a troll/human, or any character for that matter, paired with the person messaging. Vice-versa.

My one OTP, though, has to be John + Dave.

One last thing.

If you don't support 'gays' or don't like yaoi, or yuri, a tip:

You don't have to read my shit.

Now, now.

Shh.

And go.

Shh.

Shut the hell up and click the little orange button up there that says your username.

Scroll down to profile, and forget this ever happened.

Shh.